JOKE OF THE by Eric Ojemba

       

A Boy traveled to Lagos after his WAEC result was out so that his Uncle could help him

get admission into the University of Lagos to study medicine & become a medical doctor....

The following conversation happened between them:

Boy: Uncle, I learnt it's difficult to get admission into the university these days except

u're well connected...

Uncle: That's true...
Boy: Since u're connected, i came to ask u if u can help me get admission into the university after my JAMB....
Uncle: That's true... am connected and I will help u....
Boy: Thank u Uncle!
Uncle: U're welcome...so how is ur result, is it
WAEC or NECO & how many credits do u have?
Boy: Uncle, it's WAEC & i had only two credits in
agric & Yoruba language, but I failed the other subjects...
Uncle: Well, that's not bad... u can still be a doctor, but not a medical doctor really but native doctor (Baba Alawo).
U will use ur credit in Agric in collecting herbs from the forest, & Yoruba language for incantations..